Not once, but twice have I seen the word “holiday” written as “hoilday”. The first example could be excused, as it is a handwritten sign:

Uni-hair is open all hoildays

The second example, however, is a professionally printed tag that was found on a Christmas gift bag:

Happy Hoilday

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Season's Greeting's

Which one has ownership; the season or the greeting?

Found on a Christmas card.

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That's right, girlie...Spread those weeds.

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