All deserts served with your choice of either ice cream or cream

I don’t think the cream or ice cream would last long in the desert.

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Humphery Bogart

Last time I checked, Humphrey Bogart spelled his name with the R before the E.

Spotted at an upmarket cinema.

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All Your Families Tree Care Needs

Okay, where to begin… The third paragraph doesn’t need a comma because there’s only one adjective (“reliable”), not a list of them (“professionals” is the noun).

Also in the third paragraph, “all your families” should be “all your family’s”, unless they’re specifically addressing people with several families, in which case there should be an apostrophe after the s (i.e. “families'”).

If I wanted to be really pedantic, I could also say that there should be a semicolon (or a full stop) in the first paragraph, rather than a comma.

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No Parking. Unauthorised Vehicles Towed At Owners [sic] Exspense [sic[

Not one, but two errors on this professionally printed sign.

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wrong_punctuation

Wrong punctuation mark and far too many of them.

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